LOVE LETTER TO MY INANIMATE PARENTS.

The first day I arrived here on earth,

You welcomed me and let me lay on you,

I tossed and turned and wailed,

I even spent most of my time sleeping.

Im pretty sure I was such a bore.

But you never left me.

 

You’ve watched me grow from a baby to a teen

And over the years you’ve gotten married,

You have a lot of wives, I hear. Polygamist?

Haha! Who would have thought?

Yet you still love and have space for me,

A lot of space.

 

The night my heart got broken you were there

You let me cry. I hugged your wife so tight,

Im still amazed she was still there in the morn.

All the nights, I had a fever and couldn’t sleep,

And the other nights, I lay awake thinking of someone,

You made me comfortable enough to drift away

To dreamland.

 

Dear bed,

This is  my love letter to you.

Thank you for being there when I need you,

For your patience and for never hurting me.

Please thank the pillows, your wives,

For all the love they’ve shown me.

My heart swells with love for you.

I hate to leave you in the mornings,

But ill always be home with you every night.